HELL NO, YOU CAN'T SEE MY RECEIPT There's no chance in hell I will let you see this receipt. I bought my items less than 10 seconds ago, and while you are reading this like a dumbass, I'm on my way, legally, to my car. Don't bother me, don't chase me, don't harass me. This is a letter letting you know you may not check my receipt today or ever. The Fourth Amendment Of The ConstitutionOf The United States Of America reads as Follows: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO DETAIN ME, PHYSICALLY OR OTHERWISE, I SHALL TAKE THAT AS A THREAT AGAINST MY CIVIL RIGHTS, MY PROPERTY, AND MY BODY, AND SHALL REACT AS SUCH THROUGH ALL LEGAL CHANNELS AVAILABLE TO ME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LAWSUIT, PARTICIPATION IN A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT, AND REPORTING TO ANY AND ALL CONSUMER ADVOCATES LIKE THE AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION, THE FEDERAL TRADE COMISSION, LOCAL AUTHORITIES AND MEDIA OUTLETS INTERESTED IN CONSUMER RIGHTS. |
Bugger off Sincerely, |
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