4 Wheeler Therapy

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Before I locked my ass in this chair and started a serious career, I lived a pretty exciting, action packed life. I’m surprised I’m alive after some of the stuff I did as a kid, but here I am. And I live in a bubble. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m very happy , but sometimes it’s all a little surreal. My work-at-home career takes me to my basement and in my own head. I work with dozens of virtual colleagues and talk with hundreds of virtual people without using my voice all day. My family life is a magical world of love and happiness with a perfect daughter and Erin – she’s the ideal wife and mother of my child  – I love her passionately, and she’s my best friend. We went to prom together. Hell, I even adore my in-laws. I drive a minivan, have a couple of dogs -  I feel as close to the perfect specimen of raw Americana as I can be without Norman Rockwell being somehow involved.

I needed that ol’ adrenaline kick and some bad-assery back in my life.

So I traded in my old car for a 4 Wheeler- just for fun, and I think it’s one of the best things I’ve ever done.

I’ve owned motorcycles and fast cars, but nothing comes close to driving a 4 Wheeler. Here’s why.

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Driving a 4 Wheeler Is A Bona-fide Therapeutic Smorgasbord

  • Learn To Take Risks
    The level of risk is only limited to how aggressive you drive, but even a relatively conservative driver like me gets a whole lotta “holy crap!” moments in the course of a 5 hour tour of South Sanford. You get to chose the level of risk and take what you’re ready for in your own time. A steep hill? Sure. A big jump? Hell no. Well.. not yet anyway.

  • Clear Your Head
    Scanning directly ahead of you at all times is required, and that is the only thing you’re thinking about.  “Root. Rock. Boulder. Lean left. Learn right. Slow down. Feet up. Giant puddle. Ouch!” Not work, not home, not life’s grand scheme and your part in it. Just trying to stay upright and alive.

  • Tackle Fear
    There’s always room to push it, especially at  a beginner level. When I feel the need to get exhilarated, I just push the gas a little harder or head up a steeper hill than ever before.

  • Decision Making
    Driving around on a 4 Wheeler requires constant vigilance. You’re surrounded by trees trying to gouge your eyes out, roots trying to pop your tire, mud trying to suck you in or boulders trying to tip you over. There’s sand trying to spill you, other drivers trying (not) to hit you, and your courage egging you on. Every half second your making a decision about the best way to go, either for fun or for the rush.

  • Physical Exercise
    This is one thing I was pleasantly surprised about. There is nothing easy about whipping a big 650cc bike around tiny turns with my.. ahem.. large frame in the saddle. By the time a 4-5 hour ride is complete, I feel ready for bed and Ben-Gay. But it’s the good burn you get from lifting weights or manual labor. It’s been too long since I’ve felt that burn.

  • Raw, Man-Ego Boosting Authority Over Everything In Your Path
    If you want to go there, it will. Trees, curbs, mud, hills, sand, water – it doesn’t matter. But hang on tight.

It’s an interesting way to obtain inner peace and the other benefits, but it works. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had, and it helps me be a better everything.

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  • me and my wife are looking into getting a couple 4 wheelers. We live in the mountains of colorado and think it would be awesome to be able to ride these on the endless numbers of trails that are around our area.
  • @look, thanks for reading. I'll try to stop slacking on the posts.
  • Hi, I discovered your website a week or two ago and have got through all the posts quietly. I decided I should write my firstcomment. Unsure of what to say but here goes. Great site. Will call back soon to hear more of what youve got to say.
  • @LiteralDan - I think you should be able to write a quad off as therapy on your taxes - I'll write a letter to my senator.
  • I used to live up in Northern Maine, spiritual home of all off-road vehicles, and I always wished I could have justified buying myself a 4-wheeler. It always looked so fun, and they have such an extensive trail system you wouldn't need your car most of the time. As long as you had a snowmobile for the 8-month winter, of course.
    .-= LiteralDan´s last blog ..Spreading the joy =-.
  • deb
    Glad to know we are adored!!!!!!!!!!We think you're pretty special.......Love ya Deb and Jack
  • Mark - nice - All that power on 2 wheels? You have balls my friend. I can't wait to go out again and I just got back.
    .-= Big Robby´s last blog ..4 Wheeler Therapy =-.
  • Well, you're preaching to a muddy choir now, my brother from another mother. For me, it's the Suzuki DR650, an on road/off road road bike that can go from highway into the muck with one big splash. Off road is a great place to be. You leave urbanity for the wildness and for a while, you're just another beast in the woods. Totally purifying, at once humbling and empowering. As you suggest, it's a good way to reclaim some of the reckless abandoned from youth you never quite stop craving. I'll look for you out there in the badlands, my mud craving friend.
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