The Devil Wears A TuTu

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Alright allright, I don’t really think my 2 year old is the devil, but it made for a catchy title, and it applies – really!

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We are currently in the middle of a move into a new (rental) home. This place is gloriously devoid of carpet of any kind. We are not carpet people. Anyone who has been to our home realizes that when they see the horrible collection of chips, soda, juice, water, mac n cheese, mashed in fruit, assorted pet stains… all showing crystal clear on a BROWN carpet. I mean, how disgusting is your carpet  if you can see the grime and it’s a brown carpet…

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So when this little devil  (notice the red light? THAT WAS NOT PLANNED!) decided to eat a donut like it was fighting back, leaving a mess to rival any mess I could make…

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…I was at least comforted by the fact that one hungry dog and a quick sweep would clean it up…

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Then she spit it out on her sleeve, dumped the milk on the floor to be ‘funny’, the dog pissed all over the floor and I broke a pottery candle holder while I grabbed a rag to clean up piss and donut and milk.

Argh.

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  • Yeah, it should be that way, and maybe I will take that approach. At least we have zero carpet here.
  • She's a cute little devil :)

    I know you don't want to hear this (or have heard it from your mom already), but take it from someone with four kids. Life will be much easier if ALL eating is done around the kitchen table. The little people in my house aren't allowed to eat anywhere but the kitchen table.

    We learned the hard way.
    .-= mommyknows´s last blog ..@KraftFoods – Holiday Gift Basket Giveaway =-.
  • Patricia
    I like how you have pics to go along with the story, not only does it 'validate' said story, but she's a doll! and I love seeing her pics!
  • When my daughter had GERD, she left a map of the Phillippines on the carpet.

    Once we can afford it, we're going hardwood.
    .-= Eric´s last blog ..Ladybug's Portfolio - Why You Crying Boy? =-.
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