Archive | September, 2009

Pneumonia. 5 Days Before My Wedding

21. September 2009

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Blech. I hate being sick, but this is, like…. really. bad. timing. The next post will probably be just before or after the wedding on Sunday. Hope to see all of you there. I hope I’m there.

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10 Clues To The Terrible Twos

14. September 2009

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I Hate Other People’s Weddings

9. September 2009

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It's true. I've been to over a dozen weddings and I detested the formality of all of them. Best case scenario, I found myself in a wool sweater and pleated fucking khakis in the middle of a Catholic wedding. I felt like I was doing squat thrusts in a plastic bag with all the standing, kneeling and sitting. Not to mention, I smelled like a mountain goat by the time the reception came.

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